Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
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If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
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Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
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