but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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