I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
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We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
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Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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