How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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