and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
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he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
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I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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