It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
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Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
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So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
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I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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