I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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