Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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