I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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