That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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