Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
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Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
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I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
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