have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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