I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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