Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
You ate ashes out of my bong
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