Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Randomize
