btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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