What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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