i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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