Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
she looked like the before picture.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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