I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Randomize
