And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
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Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
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Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
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