Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
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WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
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He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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