we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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