Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
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mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
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Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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