i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
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He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
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I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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