She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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