come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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