I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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