You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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