i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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