The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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