she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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