At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
tell me about the eggs
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
Randomize