I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
