he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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