hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
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he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
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Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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