I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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