Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
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She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
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so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"