I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
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I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
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We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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