Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
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I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
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Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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