a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
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She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
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but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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