So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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