He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
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