glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
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He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
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He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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