their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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