Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
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Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
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I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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