quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
The beer is more important than you right now.
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Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
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Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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