At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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