Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
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thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
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I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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