New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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