I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
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check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
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Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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