it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
As shirtless as possible
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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