But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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