Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
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She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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