we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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