he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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